How long will this retirement last

Honest!  I only intended to clean out the refrigerator.  How was I to know that when I pulled the refrigerator away from the wall I'd cause a "kink" in the copper tubing causing a leak in the water supply to the ice maker? And how was I to know that when I tried to vaccuum the dust bunnies from the back of the refrigerator the roller/wheel would fall apart?  Really???  I only wanted to keep busy and out of your way today.  Fortunately the copper tubing was fixed with a 15 cent part; and the wheel replaced with a wooden shim.  Can't wait until timorrow :)